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===========================================================Cannonpointer » 31 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Engage in your fantasies, son. I was on the contributing end, not the free stuff end.
Hope you're enjoying that socialized medicine.
You're welcome for my service, bitch.
D.F.A.S. — Department of Financial Appreciation Stuff
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Retiree Name: MR-7
Pay Cycle: Every **** Month
Statement Type: Retirement
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RETIREMENT ENTITLEMENT SUMMARY (SUPER LEGIT)
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Base Retirement Pay: $6,687.00
Cost of Living Adjustment: $0.00
Because I Already Live in Florida: Included
Additional “Thanks For Playing”: $0.37
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NOTES FROM THE FEDERAL MONEY WIZARDS
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• This statement confirms that your retirement is funded
by federal taxes.
• If **** complain, remind them that their contribution
has already been processed and is non‑refundable.
• For questions, please contact:
1‑800‑YOU‑PAID‑FOR‑THIS
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