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MR-7 » 9 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

9 minutes ago

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      D.F.A.S. — Department of Financial Appreciation Stuff
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Retiree Name: MR-7 
Pay Cycle: Every **** Month
Statement Type: Retirement
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RETIREMENT ENTITLEMENT SUMMARY (SUPER LEGIT)
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Base Retirement Pay:                 $6,687.00  
Cost of Living Adjustment:           $0.00  
Because I Already Live in Florida: Included  
Additional “Thanks For Playing”:     $0.37  

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NOTES FROM THE FEDERAL MONEY WIZARDS
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• This statement confirms that your retirement is funded  
  by federal taxes.

• If **** complain, remind them that their contribution  
  has already been processed and is non‑refundable.

• For questions, please contact:  
  1‑800‑YOU‑PAID‑FOR‑THIS

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Yer…. Entertaining and I make you . Look at you chasing me like a little puppy begging his master for attention. I should piss on the floor, rub your nose in it.
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