Liberal Forum

Cannonpointer » 33 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

33 minutes ago

Who are you gonna trust? The aggressor, or the guys that keep humiliating him over and over and over and over and over and over...

You need to get over your TDS and get on board with the Orange Dream...

     This TDS is pretty debilitating.
   Maybe I should get on board with the Orange Dream. 
  Will I have to fondle children? Especially my own? Or will they supply some from their own collection. They probably give the newcomers the hand me downs and keep the fresh ones to themselves. 
  I haven't attended an insurrection. I hope I can make a good showing but I'm not really into smearing poop on walls. I'm sure someone like southernfred or old no.7 knows the art and will be willing to teach me.
  I suppose I'll have to dedicate a T.V. to Fox only for my reprogramming. That's going to hurt. 24 hours a day of idiots and vapid bimbos telling me how great trump is ought to turn my mind into the required cottage cheese consistency needed to join the team.
  Will I be required to wear a red hat? I hate ball caps. Maybe they make red Stetsons. Perhaps just MAGA tattooed across my forehead will suffice.
   And I suppose that I'll have to believe Israel is our friend and we need to send them lots of money to protect us from terrorism.
   We're talking complete makeover here. I'm just not sure I'm up for it.
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