19 Jul 2026 10:51 am
How many times did you vote for a man who told a national tv audience that he wants to screw his own daughter?RebelGator » 19 Jul 2026, 8:52 am » wrote: ↑ Dear E. Jean,
Please, I need some advice, while changing outfits in a dressing room, I inadvertently put my clothes back on over the new lingerie. Upon leaving, I was detained by a store employee who digitally penetrated my outer garb with his finger. My question is, do I have grounds for suing the store? It was an honest mistake and I was mortified to be treated like a common whore. So mortified in fact, that I cannot remember when it happened or where the store was.....can you help?
Signed, Goldie Luster.
Dear Goldie,
In my opinion you have an excellent chance at litigation, the legislature has recently passed a law that retroactively persecutes any one accused of anything. Since you don't know anything, you have an excellent chance at a nice windfall. You can write me for the name of a marvelous Judge who is sympathetic to the horrific transgressions you have suffered.....in fact, we're meeting for cocktails this afternoon and I'll mention your case to him.
He's very reasonable, so don't worry about the cost.
Yours in Solidarity,
E.Jean
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He never served, stolen valor.
fried I live rent free in your mind and you are not blocked from messaging me. **** ******, sleep with both eyes open
Your days are numbered and I know who you are