Wake up Puss.
I have a question for you.
Remember all that hooplah about how the Postal Service was like days from going belly up and we needed to privatize it ASAP?
WTF happened with that?
I'm still getting my mail, are you?
I'll never forget how you said that if they privatized it, and people in rural areas didn't get delivery anymore, it would be no problem for neighbors to take turns driving into town to pick up each others mail.
I don't think I ever laughed that hard.
Found it!