Liberal Forum

It's out now, boys and girls, Paul Pelosi, Piss-Pants Pelosi's pickled husband, was arrested, not just because he was drunk, but because he freaking slammed into a jeep......WITH HIS PORSCHE!

Paul the-drunk-Pelosi committed 4 crimes:

• Driving while bombed out of his mind
• Smashing up someone else's vehicle
• Junking a beautiful Porsche
• Trying to intimidate the cop using Piss-Panties Pelosi's Political Status
• And, just being a Democrat Dick.