Skans » 28 Jun 2022, 10:00 pm » wrote: ↑
It's out now, boys and girls, Paul Pelosi, Piss-Pants Pelosi's pickled husband, was arrested, not just because he was drunk, but because he freaking slammed into a jeep......WITH HIS PORSCHE!
Paul the-drunk-Pelosi committed 4 crimes:
- Driving while bombed out of his mind
- Smashing up someone else's vehicle
- Junking a beautiful Porsche
- Trying to intimidate the cop using Piss-Panties Pelosi's Political Status
- And, just being a Democrat Dick.
In fairness, he's married to this:
You would stay drunk, too.
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